George Carlin quotes

  1. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
  2. Swimming is not a sport; swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That’s just common sense!

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2 thoughts on “George Carlin quotes

  1. George may be funny, but he’s not all that bright himself. If he’s talking mean average, I think a lot more people than just half are dumber than that.

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